I’ve decided to join the revolution! I figured what the hell!?! After all I’ve not nothing to lose, that is if you don’t count the 51 lbs that I’ve gained. Anyway summer is quickly approaching and I’ve got to whip this body into shape. So follow me on this journey.
After much consideration, I decided to purchase the Beachbody Insanity workout program. I’ll be honest and tell you that I have several other Beachbody programs that I have not completed. Something about doing the same workout everyday for 30, 60, 90 days just does not sit well with me. I have Power 90, P90X, and Slim in 6. After sometime, each of these programs has bored me to near death which is why I never completed any of the series. Did I also mention that I have Jillian Michael’s 30 day shred…never completed. The Firm Wave…never completed. And the list goes on and on and on. Not only have these workouts bored me, they don’t produce the burn I’m accustomed to during a workout. The only thing that has ever worked for me has been high intensity cardio workouts. High intensity workouts keep my attention and they burn oodles and oodles of calories.
So after much internal debate I decided to bite the bullet and buy the Insanity program. I was so excited. This is what I needed to get back to my slimmer self…high intensity cardio. I was actually dreaming of Shaun T and the buckets of sweat that we would generate together (get your mind out of the gutter…he’s married and so am I!). I eagerly checked my email, awaiting the shipping confirmation notification. When it finally arrived in my inbox I was thrilled. My relationship with Shaun T would soon be in full swing. Yippee my package shipped!
Now this is where it gets dicey and my decision to buy from eBay is called into question. The package was shipped but I was heading out of town. What I should have done was have my mailed held at the post office. I didn’t. I’m also thinking that I should not have made the purchase from some faceless eBay Seller. I convinced myself it was ok…after all, I’ve purchased from eBay before with no incident. The packages have always been either in the overflow lock box or on my porch. No big deal!
When Mylover and I arrived back home after a quick Christmas trip to Detroit I was giddy. I was enthusiastically anticipating opening my package and getting started on my journey. Pure excitement! Well I checked the overflow box…nothing. I checked my porch…nothing. WTF! Where is my package?
There is a thief among us! I’m convinced the new neighbors stole my package. I wanted to go all Insanity and kick their PWT asses…but alas I did not. I filled a claim with my bank instead…I know…gansta!